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This site comprises documentation of my contact and interaction with Virginia State Police Special Agent (Anthony) Tony Gattuso -- up until the agency he's employed by forbid him to see me. Posts are in chronological order; newest additions are on the last page.

And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 6:54 PM
subject And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I need someone with an inexhaustible supply of intelligence and humor to entertain me. Please, please, please, tell me you're available.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:15 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I'm here....

Funny thing is... I was supposed to be THERE on the 1st but my gig got
canceled.... I'd hoped I'd be able to spot you around the courthouse
;)

So what's up?

(And thank you.)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:20 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:15 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I'm here....
Funny thing is... I was supposed to be THERE on the 1st but my gig got canceled.... I'd hoped I'd be able to spot you around the courthouse
;)
Wow. That woulda been quite a "table's turned" thing, huh?
So what's up?
Nothing. Everything. I dunno. Help!
(And thank you.)
I do believe you have addicted me to your personality.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:27 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Ya but I suspect I wouldn't recognize you in real life... it'd be a "is that her... it LOOKS like it could be her but is it REALLY her...??? " moment...

Due to that shit ass picture they keep using of you.

Then I'd be torn if I knew it WERE you..... How would I make it known it was "me".... because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't make me for a cop right off... nothing super special about my mojo or anything... I just had that broom stick removed from my ass long ago.

Then again the "torn" part would be more like... SHOULD I let her know it's me...... Fun game to play... mentally.

My personality? I'm just words on a "page"... heck.... I can't even quite keep up with you on a good day.... wit wise.

I figure you have plenty of toys to play with.... like that cat with the string.... I doubt most of them even know you are pulling their legs off ;)

But I'm different you are telling me??? (I didn't ride the short bus..... by much ;) )
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:33 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:27 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
[...]
Due to that shit ass picture they keep using of you.
I looooooove those rotten pictures of me.

[...]
My personality? I'm just words on a "page"... heck.... I can't even quite keep up with you on a good day.... wit wise.
Words on a page are very revealing.
I figure you have plenty of toys to play with....
I do. but sometimes it's nice to have one that's capable of playing back.
But I'm different you are telling me??? (I didn't ride the short bus..... by much ;) )
You are smart and fun. I've never come across that combination before.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:34 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Smart and fun??? Heck.. and this is me BEHAVING! ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:35 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

And ref below.... "I" have done nothing but be myself...... God help you if I turned on the charm (but then again your bullshit flag would break from popping out so fast and I know that so why bother.... ;) )
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:36 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

So who was the guy you sat on the porch with and who contacted who?

What was his angle?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:39 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:34 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Smart and fun??? Heck.. and this is me BEHAVING! ;)
Hmm... you pique my interest even further.

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:36 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
So who was the guy you sat on the porch with and who contacted who?
What was his angle?
I think he just wanted to get a closer look at me.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:42 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Was he straight up about it? I suppose it's not much different than me contacting you except that I was looking for your thoughts etc.

Pique... gotta love someone who can use pique in a sentence.

Yes I'm on my best behavior. Besides... like I said... I need to be to keep up with you.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:43 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I was thinking about you... I keep hoping I'll stumble across something interesting enough to send to you but nothing ever makes the cut.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:45 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:42 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Was he straight up about it? I suppose it's not much different than me contacting you except that I was looking for your thoughts etc.
He never explicitly said why he wanted to meet me, just that he wanted to.

[...]
Yes I'm on my best behavior. Besides... like I said... I need to be to keep up with you.
Keep up with me? I'm in slo-mo these days.

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:43 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I was thinking about you... I keep hoping I'll stumble across something interesting enough to send to you but nothing ever makes the cut.
Not-uh. You're just being polite now.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:48 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

And tonight it seems I am the one stumbling to keep up with you.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:11 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:48 PM, TF JADE wrote:
And tonight it seems I am the one stumbling to keep up with you.
And just how do you figure that?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:12 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:45 PM, TF JADE wrote:
Not-uh. You're just being polite now.
Nope... I'm not really a bullshitter... I'm polite when it's correct to be so but I don't blow smoke up anyones ass.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:14 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:11 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
And just how do you figure that?
Because you're doubling replies. Like I'm not answering fast enough. ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:15 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:12 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
I don't blow smoke up anyones ass.
I never understood what that meant.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:16 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Probably has something to do with bee keeping.... have you seen them
smoke a hive?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:17 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:16 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Probably has something to do with bee keeping.... have you seen them smoke a hive?
Yes. But I don't see the connection. I'm researching it now. Gotta love Google.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:18 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I'm guessing.... calming mean bee's stroking someones ego to calm them.... just a total swag.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:20 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:18 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I'm guessing.... calming mean bee's stroking someones ego to calm them.... just a total swag.
That's a different way to look at it.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:22 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Can't seem to find the origin of it. Too bad. Guess it's just one of those things.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:22 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Nope.... had a gmail hangup or I thought I'd not sent it.

No message implied.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:22 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Interesting though... I made you think... THAT is a compliment :)