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This site comprises documentation of my contact and interaction with Virginia State Police Special Agent (Anthony) Tony Gattuso -- up until the agency he's employed by forbid him to see me. Posts are in chronological order; newest additions are on the last page.

Chat with DJ Vox

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 10:10 PM
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10:10 PM DJ: allo?

from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 10:15 PM
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You want to chat?

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date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 10:16 PM
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10:16 PM DJ: test

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 10:16 PM
subject Re: Chat with DJ Vox

I tried it but it seemed you didn't see it.

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 10:18 PM
subject Chat with DJ Vox

10:18 PM me: You here?
DJ: I is
is you?
me: hi :)
DJ: :)
me: here and accounted for
DJ: How am I dangerous?
10:19 PM me: you just are
DJ: Nah
I'm jus' lil' ol' me
me: huh-uh
DJ: What's your opinion on cowboy boots?
10:20 PM (Did I mention that I was born in Texas?)
me: oh noooooo
DJ: jeebus....
I have to run for a bit....
be back in a few.
:(O
me: mkay
DJ: :(
me: I be here yo

24 minutes
10:45 PM DJ: :)
me: welcome back
DJ: Hiya
me: all settled now?
DJ: mo betta
me: :)
DJ: Where were we?
10:46 PM me: rolling around under the sheets?
oh no wait
DJ: Sateen
me: we hadn't got there yet
DJ: summer means sateen
10:47 PM Winter, flannel
me: flannel rocks
10:48 PM DJ: Fuck!
that's a good one
me: !
hahaha
10:49 PM DJ: You don't type it huh?
Do you ever say it?
me: I'm not much of a cusser, no
I will and I have but I try not to
DJ: Should I curb mine?
me: no
10:50 PM I use swear words for emphasis
DJ: That works
me: well if you use them too much, they distract from what is being said
10:51 PM DJ: 'tis true.
me: and if you never use them, you're a weirdo
DJ: I wouldn't go that far.
me: so if you balace them, they are significant when used
DJ: but close
me: balance
DJ: very zen
me: my father won't even watch movies that have bad words in them
10:52 PM but he's a rare one
DJ: he and I probably watch the same amount of movies then.
Most of what hollywood puts out is pure crap
not that I have an opinion or anything
10:53 PM Oh ya... cowboy boots... THAT's where we were...
me: if you don't watch many movies, how do you know they're not good
DJ: and that I'm a citizen of the republic
me: ?
DJ: I have very good movie radar.
10:54 PM me: I have a pair of cowboy boots but I only wear them with girly-girly dresses
I do not particularly like them on men
cowboy boots or girly-girly dresses
DJ: snort
I'll be in moto boots so you will not be subjected to them...
yet....
10:55 PM me: yet? you already foresee more, uh, seein'?
DJ: Here's a funny.... I almost forgot the inspection is dead on my bike... it'd be funny if you had to call me on that.
foresee??? I told you... I'm a glass half full kinda guy.
10:56 PM me: feh. you can ride with a bad inspection, you'll get away with it
DJ: I'm going to get it inspected in the am
me: on a Saturday holiday weekend?
hmm
DJ: yep... I think the place i normally go will be open.
10:57 PM if not you'll be able to razz me about it.
me: I'm a good razzer
DJ: I bet.
it's that armor plated :P
10:58 PM me: armor?
DJ: kidding... joking on the hardware.
me: mmm. if you say so
10:59 PM DJ: ok so I don't have 100% with my jokes....
sorry to keep link dropping but some of these are too good not to share
11:00 PM DJ: :)
So who was going to be anxious?
11:01 PM me: you? me? us?
anxious about what?
11:02 PM DJ: dunno.. someone said anxious before...
11:03 PM Ahhhh it was after I asked about what a successful monday would be.
Your meeting with "Mr. Dangerous"
11:04 PM me: you can recall pitching or catching -- did I answer that one? but you don't know who said anxious?
what is the criteria for success in a situation like that?
DJ: When meeting "Mr. Dangerous"?
Hmmmmm
I think.....
11:05 PM If you get away with all your fingers and toes you can call it good.
I was laughing as I thought about a few things on my way home....
The original question I asked you will be answered.'
11:06 PM me: you have asked so many questions...
DJ: first one was.................
me: enough that I have dropped my guard once or twice
fortunately I realize it and pick it back up
DJ: "What kind of car do you have so I'll know if you are around when I walk into one of those offices"
11:07 PM You have your guard up? I hadn't noticed...
:P
WhenI said today that I was productive reading emails...I don't think you got what I meant.
I meant I read OUR emails.
11:08 PM me: I knew you meant our emails -- well I mean it's what I thought you meant -- but...
DJ: Ahhh ok. I was wrong then.
11:09 PM me: do you not think I'd show up in a diff car?
DJ: Entirely possible.
I already thought of that.
I've gamed out all kinds of things
me: you have the ability to learn exactly what my car looks like without ever seeing it...
why would I bother hiding it?
DJ: exactly
11:10 PM me: gamed out? are you scenario building?
DJ: Oh wayt... I CAN find out what kind of care you have but I would never DO it.
boy scout that I am.... I'd feel like I was going behind your back.... yuk
11:11 PM Look at that ""wayt" another weird phonetic typo
11:12 PM me: if you claimed concern for your safety no one would question you for looking it up with LE resources
I thought "wayt" was texty
DJ: not my style to do that
Nope.. it was one of my strange brain typos
11:13 PM When I get to thinking to fast for my fingers.
plus I'm horizontal on the couch with the netbook on my lap.. not the best typing positoin
me: your style is to write the antagonist and ask her, huh?
11:14 PM good position for other things
DJ: Yup...specially when she's so very clever that I'm curious.
Yes... couches can be good for other things.... I concur.
11:15 PM "positions" another word that can be heavy with meaning.
11:16 PM me: ambiguity is one of my favorite things
DJ: I've noticed.
You llike not being pinned down... (oh wait.. I guess that depends....)
11:17 PM me: I don't mind being pinned down at all
in any way
DJ: I feel a string of double entendres coming on
11:18 PM anyway...............
11:19 PM me: am I boring you?
DJ: Not at all... I was giving you a chance to get a word in
11:20 PM I'm looking at the link collector... the guy who likes his women pics...
and he's got one on there from the suicide girls.
11:21 PM me: suicide girls are interesting
like vintage pin-ups with a twist
DJ: uh huh
me: but still conventional
DJ: What's unconventional?
11:23 PM me: I am
DJ: Oh yes... yes yes yes :)
me: :P
DJ: Still swearing?
11:24 PM we still here?
me: yep
DJ: uh huh
What's unconventional?
me: I am
:P
Sent at 11:23 PM on Friday
me: oops... computer hiccup... you still here?
11:25 PM DJ: interesting
me: in case you missed any or all of that
although... I guess you wouldn't missed your own text
DJ: After you sent ":P"
Isaid.. "still swearing?"
11:26 PM me: have no response for that
I missed an entire word
how does THAT happen?
DJ: dunno
me: you fluster me
DJ: I do?
how so?
11:27 PM And I take it that this is not common place.
me: this what?
11:28 PM missing words? chatting with unmet men?
DJ: Being flustered
11:29 PM me: being flustered is somewhat unusual for me but usually when I am flustered I can hide it rather well
DJ: But you are telling me about it.
I get the impression sometimes that you are sharing more than you normally would
11:30 PM me: I KNOW, right?
sheesh
DJ: I can almost see you sitting back and having an inner dialog...
me: I'm glad I am giving you that impression ;)
DJ: "Well isn't THIS different"
except you let me in on it.
11:32 PM me: okay... here's the thing... I would share... whatever... with anyone...
friend and foe alike
some things may seem personal but they are things I don't care if anyone knows
does that make sense?
DJ: Yes it does
11:33 PM me: the things that I would only share with someone special I would never share with anyone
DJ: as it should be.
11:34 PM me: You know... even if you were hostile to me, I would still meet with you
DJ: BUT....................
I think the reason would be different.
than what it is.
There's curious...
and then there's curious.
11:35 PM me: yes, but those are on top of the fundamental reason
surely you know what my fundamental reason would be
DJ: ?
11:36 PM I have a better handle on the "I want to meet this person who's "dangerous" thing
11:37 PM me: as I've said, you are very appealing...
but...
that notwithstanding...
why would I meet with you?
11:38 PM why would I meet with anyone?
DJ: Curiosity. for one
But there's something else ... at least on my end....
and it's this...
11:39 PM When you like someone... you want to be in their company...
doesn't have to be any more complcated than that
me: information
that is always my bottom line
DJ: that's curiosity
11:40 PM :)
me: it's my reason for anything and everything I do
it's not curiousity
they are mutually exclusive
would help if I spelled curiosity right
DJ: 'quest for knowledge then
on that note...
11:41 PM gotta go.. I need to get up early again..... and I've not been sleeping wiell
me: exactly. I can learn just as much from a bad experience or a moron as I can from a good experience or a genius
DJ: well I'm no genious...
me: sorry you haven't been sleeping well
DJ: but I'm nice :)
me: you are entertaining
DJ: shit
me: and nice, yes
DJ: genius
11:42 PM I'm looking forward to it.
:)
me: oh I thought genious was yer texas accent showing
DJ: it's my tired typos
me: sleep well
DJ: So I'm off.... and heres one of those things I think you like hearing....
I'll be fantasizing
11:43 PM ;)
me: :)
DJ: tomorrow....
cya
me: g'night
DJ: :)