from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sat, Jul 10, 2010 at 1:09 AM
subject Chat with DJ Vox
10:29 PM me: you present?
10:30 PM DJ: yes'm :)
me: hi :)
DJ: :)
I understand
me: understand what?
10:31 PM I don't even understand so how can you?
DJ: Ok....
me: wow. it is so much easier to type than text
DJ: I have an idea....
We will talk about it.... sunday
Are you happy about sunday?
10:32 PM me: you aren't?!
:(
DJ: I AM
I wasn't talking about ME
me: any time a guy says we will talk about it later, it's bad
DJ: Nope
10:33 PM And about the four hour thing...
What I was really saying was................
"Damn time flies when you are having fun!
"
I had NO idea it'd been that long.
10:34 PM me: well you didn't specify that earlier
so I was kinda sad
DJ: Sorry... :(
10:35 PM me: or I would've been had we not been madhouse
DJ: Was it good? (work)
me: it was awesome
DJ: :)
Ok... try this...
IF I ever say something...
10:36 PM and it can be interpreted in either a sad or a happy way......
pick happy....
because 99 times out of a hundred.... that's where I'm going.
me: I tried to put a happy spin on it... but you capsed FOUR
;)
10:37 PM DJ: Now do you understand it though? It was amazement
:)
me: I guess so
I don't want to monopolize your time
DJ: 'twas
me: like I would've been on the 'puter regardless
so I don't notice time-like stuff
DJ: I already told you that when the weather breaks I'll have things I need to do.
10:38 PM me: the only thing you need to do is me
DJ: I need to paint my bike and get it back together.
@
!!!
10:39 PM I think she's trying to tell me something... ;)
me: ya think?!
sheesh
DJ: ;)
So you didn't say... Happy about sunday?
10:40 PM me: ecstatic
10:41 PM DJ: :)
me: you?
10:42 PM DJ: excited.
me: what time did you pick and where?
10:43 PM DJ: There's what looks like a nice state park near burkville.
I'm still looking for an easy to find meeting place though.
10:44 PM Although you are sexy as hell in heals, I'd advocate walking shoes
and perhaps something for us to sit on... we'll find a tree to lie under and talk talk talk talk talk.
10:45 PM me: heels are walking shoes
pfft
DJ: Not on grass or sand.
But I hear ya.
10:46 PM Meeting might be in crewe which is right down the road.
me: sweetheart I could run in heels on sand
10:47 PM DJ: I bet you could.
me: but I will wear converse
since you suggest unheels
DJ: Chuck Taylors?
me: and I have a million pair of them
yes
DJ: :)
me: I have them in almost every color
DJ: I had a pair not to long ago.
me: highs or lows?
10:48 PM DJ: Highs
Hurt my feet though :(
to flat inside
me: that's why I like them
DJ: Used to waer them all the time when I was a kid.
me: it's like being barefoot
DJ: (Did she say bare?)
;)
me: well bearfoot just seems wrong
10:49 PM DJ: ha
me: I love when people write things like "it was too much to bare"
because they don't know it's the other way
DJ: eeesh
10:50 PM To and too.....
weather and whether
me: you have a tough time with to and too
DJ: I don't... others do.
me: but you seem to have their they're and there down
DJ: I do ok with my apostrophes and contractions
10:51 PM don't forget their
10:52 PM It's so sad to get writing from someone you want to like and they don't know your from you're etc.
me: random info question: do you pop your chat box out or leave it in?
DJ: Depends... Right now I'm doing photo recon of the sunday target area so it's popped out...
10:53 PM me: I usually know if the person I want to like will know how to write or not
sunday target area?
DJ: Where to meet.
me: it's sounds like an attack
10:54 PM DJ: Make it easy to find for you.
Left over military stuff in me...
"Time on target"....
"ETA"....
"Target area"
Comes from aviation too.
10:55 PM I like flying with our guys so I speak aviation to them to make it easy....
10:56 PM Saying "And you orbit right" is quicker understanding in their ears than "turn right"
me: I can't really use the word target like most people can
DJ: More precise because they know you mean that you want them to come around again.
Different.... I know why you have to watch what you say.
10:57 PM Speaking of questions...................
me: remind me to tell you the story about me my sis and the sniper
DJ: !!!!
Ok that can't wait.
or is it better verbal?
10:58 PM me: it has to 'cause you need to hear the inflections and see the expressions
DJ: Exactly...
me: it's not exciting... it's just funny the way things are perceived
DJ: got it.
me: anyway, speaking of questions what?
10:59 PM DJ: So what would you have done in appomattox if I'd really showed up two hours later than I did?
me: what do you mean "what would I have done"?
like, in the meantime?
or with regards to you?
or... what?
11:00 PM DJ: Well you thought I wouldn't be there that early
me: I would've killed time the way I was prior to your arrival anyway
11:01 PM in the company of a turtle
DJ: I still think it's funny how you asked me if I were backing out... you were surprised I was already there.
:)
11:02 PM me: the backing out question was facetious
DJ: But the surprise was not
me: but I was surprised at your timing
is there an echo in here?
hah
DJ: :P
11:03 PM few minutes earlier and I'da beat you!
me: told you you wouldn't beat me :P
11:04 PM DJ: don't forget.. I'd already rode around the motel parking lot... stopped at that bank (the atm was down)... rode down town.... found a bank... got some cash... and rode back to the exxon.... I MAY have beat you :P
11:05 PM And watch that :P....
gives me ideas
me: thought you liked my tongue
DJ: A lot.
Mucho
11:06 PM me: but I had already taken pics of vsp... gotten gasoline... saved a turtle... et cetera
DJ: Bummer.... I lost.
me: actually I would not have arrived so early had it been another location
11:07 PM DJ: The turtle put you over the top.
me: like sunday... if you pick a spot I'm not familiar with...
DJ: Im trumped.
me: I thought you might find the turtle odd but what the hell those are the kind of things I do so I figured if it weirded you out...
11:08 PM then at least I'd know
you weren't for me
;)
DJ: And how was my reaction?
me: non-reaction I'd say
middle-ish
11:09 PM DJ: I'd not held a box turtle in years :)
me: they're very cool... especially when you're a kid
11:10 PM DJ: yup
me: I "save" them from the roadways all the time
DJ: :)
11:11 PM me: I also come to complete stops for squirrels and other critters
sometimes to the annoyance of other motorists
I think I would be devastated if I ever hit one
DJ: It does make you sad.
BTDT
11:12 PM me: :(
DJ: correct
me: do you think we spend too much time together?
11:13 PM ('nother random question)
DJ: Nope
me: okay
DJ: as long as the work is getting done...
and other ancillary projects.....
etc.
11:14 PM me: well my JADE stuff isn't getting done
DJ: Do you think we day dream to much?
( ;) )
11:15 PM me: I don't daydream too much... I'm not sure about you -- meaning I can't speak for you on that
my CPD guy is ticked at me by the way although he doesn't know why
11:16 PM DJ: Why?
me: he noticed the lack of interest/updates on the site and knows something is up
he's mad
:(
11:17 PM so thanks for that
:P
DJ: ME?
What'd I do?
I didn't do nuttin'!
me: you have my attention
11:18 PM and you took his monday away
DJ: !
me: but he doesn't know YOU did
DJ: What were you supposed to do?
me: dunno
be present and accounted for I suppose
anyway
11:19 PM my site is suffering 'cause of you
DJ: ME?
me: I think it's a conspiracy
DJ: Noooooooooo
What would be different?
The amore tactic?
11:20 PM Ya.... I WISH we worked for people that smart and capable.
me: actually using the opposite sex is a common tactic
DJ: "Let's get her attention away from the task force!"
me: although I think it's normally a woman sent to distract or corrupt a man
DJ: I'm a PLANT!?
You actually thought this up?
11:21 PM sheesh.
me: I'm thinking it up now
DJ: hey wait!...
me: for entertainment's sake
DJ: We should write a book!
oh wait... no.... not so good....
Damn... Al Pachino's to old to play me in the movie....
me: it might explain why you deflected my finger tasting
11:22 PM DJ: Perhaps Andy Garcia....
Huh?
how so?
me: perhaps your contact with the target? enemy? is limited by law
DJ: Elesabeeth Shue to play you.
me: Ewwww.... no!
11:23 PM DJ: No it's not.
no?
Who then?
Ah... I got it!!!
Debra Messing!
me: love her
DJ: red head
tall
thin
me: but no one would buy that's me
DJ: smart and smart ass..
me: dana delaney maybe
11:24 PM DJ: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one of my all time hard core would crawl on broken glass girls.
I'm NOT the fan boy type...
but she's up there.
anyway...
sooooo
11:25 PM what's he sayin' to you?
me: really?
DJ: really
China beach ...
I've not watched that movie East of Eden because I don't think I could take it ;)
me: oh I so got you figured out on that stuff ;)
DJ: which?
me: never mind
what's who saying?
DJ: feh
11:26 PM me: you're fehing me?!
DJ: uh huh
me: no you dint!
DJ: I learn from thebest
yup I did.
me: I'm stunned
I got fehhed
DJ: ;)
me: whoah
hahaha
11:27 PM DJ: Just a start :P
me: hmmm
DJ: Mmmmm
me: mhmmmm
DJ: Anway... your CPD dude... what's his whine?
me: divided attention
11:28 PM he's not dumb...
so...
the only thing that would catch my attention over JADE would be a guy...
and if it were any guy then there would still be activity on the site
that sort of stuff
11:29 PM blah blah blah
DJ: Interesting
is he...............
Jealous?
me: dunno
DJ: Possible?
me: dunno
11:30 PM DJ: Can you RSS the site?
and if you can, can you tell how many subs you have?
me: do know I can't have an angry jealous cop
yes on the rss and yes on the subs
11:31 PM DJ: is there an up tick of visits when you don't post for a bit... I think it's natrual for some folks to visit if they think the feed might be broken.
me: the visits are counted in the same place
DJ: How many unique visits do you average?
ah
11:32 PM So if it's an RSS or just a visit it doesn't break them out?
me: it shows in the original page view
11:33 PM gives like a tag
it's part of the script I'm running
DJ: I should go to my site and look at the logs for monday night ;)
11:34 PM me: you could
I know plenty of other sites you visit ;)
DJ: is my browser reporting all that?
me: no
11:35 PM DJ: I've heard that some do.
me: really? I should investigate that
DJ: someting about...
browser headers... are one thing...
when you get the page request...
11:36 PM and I heard that you can format the underlying HTML so that...
part of what you get back in the next browser header could be book marks and recent history.
I'll have to see if I can find the thing where I read that.
11:37 PM wouldn't THAT be interesting?
me: please do... I'd like to read that
I don't know how anything could catch that sort of junk...
I know you can get it like peer-to-peer
but just from a flat out visit?
11:38 PM that would be far more intrusive
DJ: what other sites do i visit?
me: I don't even go from site to site when I browse
I always go to google or a generaic page in between
generic
DJ: that's one way you find out... someting about the exit page
I've seen it in my logs.
11:39 PM me: you can see exit pages if a visitor clicks a link
but just like to go from one site to the next I'm not sure about
DJ: and?
11:40 PM me: and...?
DJ: You put it out there... what sites?
:P
me: what sites where?
DJ: that I visit
11:41 PM me: I plead the 5th
DJ: Uh huh
11:42 PM me: is it raining there?
DJ: Nope not het
oops
yet
it's much cooler though.
You are probably much better off tonight.
11:43 PM me: I hope so
are you bored?
11:44 PM DJ: Nope... :)
I was looking for a picture
11:45 PM me: of...?
DJ: Just something nice to send you....
nothing is making the cut
11:46 PM me: so send one that isn't making the cut
DJ: But they suck
me: if you have them they can't suck
11:47 PM DJ: 99% of good photography is good editing
"don't let them see the CRAP!"
Ok..hold a sec....
me: I'm not "them"
DJ: Oh NOW she understands! :P
11:48 PM me: if nothing else I'll learn what you classify as not good
most of my whole goal in life is to understand
so there!
11:49 PM DJ: blah... stand by
me: standing by
11:50 PM DJ: on the way
are you sitting ?
or horizontal?
11:52 PM me: leaning somewhat... why do you ask?
DJ: Just curious what your computing posture is... I'm fully flat on the couch... provides some of the typos ocassionally.
11:53 PM (and it gives me an excuse to imagine your body ;) )
11:54 PM me: normally I am very upright while at the computer... tonight I'm leanative (should be a word) because I hurt my shoulder
DJ: how?
11:55 PM me: uhm... climbing over something
DJ: like...?
me: a fence
DJ: So anyway.....
that's the straights of Florida..
11:56 PM Nothing but water between me and Cuba
me: why did you change the subject when I said fence?
I love the picture... send more
DJ: I don't wanna know :P
more?
me: you assume it's something bad?
DJ: Nope.
me: that's not very glass-half-full
:(
11:57 PM DJ: Tell me.
;)
me: tell you what?
DJ: about the fence
11:58 PM me: meh. forget it. you hurt my feelings
send me more pictures
DJ: Ok hold on a sec...
NORMALLY when I ask for details I get nuttin'
11:59 PM I was just going there first FOR you.
:P
(and I'm smiling....)
12:00 AM the rest of the pictures are not so thrilling.. no half naked men in them.
me: I was finally giving you details and then you don't want them
that'll teach me
:(
DJ: Jeebus.
see.. I'm s total fuck up.
sorry :(
12:01 AM me: don't exaggerate. you hurt my feelings but I'll live
send more pictures of you
DJ: If I don't recognize opening I'm in trouble.
I don't have a lot of pictures of me.
12:02 AM wait...
wrong..
hold on.
me: recognize opening?
DJ: Opening.. .... um... being more open... sharing
<<< pic hunting
12:03 AM me: I found an article about using browser history to identify social network users... does seem to indicate somewhat that there are programs out there for that
12:04 AM if not precisely independent blogs and such
don't worry about not recognizing opening... it won't happen again
DJ: Gee thanks.... just ruin me...
Hold for pic
12:05 AM me: holding
12:06 AM DJ: I did a time lapse series of my tent getting set up... this is the first one.
me: jeez... this article has like a mathematical formula for de-anonymizing
DJ: yikes.
12:07 AM the gist of what I read was that the browser and the HTML page talked to each other and the browser would just fess up book marks and history.
12:08 AM me: yeah! Oh my gosh! I can totally do this!
DJ: Can't find it right now... I'm to busy hurting from that spike you just drove in my heart.
did you find it?
me: you need a female straddling you in that picture
DJ: !
got any suggestions who should do that?
12:09 AM me: moi
DJ: Yes please
me: what spike?
DJ: "It wont happen again"
WOUNDED
OUCH
12:10 AM (Big puppy dog eyes.....)
me: here... have a band-aid
DJ: Nice...
:P
me: heh
DJ: I'd rather have the straddling.
as long as there were kissing involved too.
12:11 AM me: that would be delightful
DJ: Mmmmmm
12:12 AM Did I mention that you were an exceptional kisser?
or as the kids would say today... "Like.. tops"
12:13 AM (which of course makes me wonder what else she'd be tops about.... )
me: wondering is good
12:14 AM DJ: I hunger for knowledge
me: what you mentioned did suggest you thought that although I don't recall if your exact word was exceptional
knowledge of what?
this history stealing stuff is brilliant
DJ: You.
12:15 AM Was I right?
me: knowledge of me is... mundane
I am IN LOVE with you
first [Metadata element]
now this
DJ: How difficult will it be to do?
12:16 AM Now don't forget one of the most important aspects of intel (and I'm sure you practice this)...
you can't give up your best stuff.
lest you burn your source.
12:17 AM there's nothing mundane about you.
me: I think I can swipe someone else's coding and just do a little rewriting to make it exactly what I want
12:18 AM DJ: so I had it correct about the basics on what it's doing?
(I only heard it talked about in passing)
me: it's a hack that's been around since 2000 apparently
12:19 AM people have continued to modify to suit their individuals needs...
and it's gotten very detailed
DJ: amazes me that you hadn't found this stuff yet.
me: this is effin fabulicious
DJ: :)
me: I can't find stuff I didn't know existed
:P
12:20 AM DJ: Cest, moi ;)
12:21 AM me: smarty :P
DJ: One of the reasons you like me.
problem is...
12:22 AM me: oh hell to the no! This guy found a way to not only steal history but give up bookmarks too
DJ: I have NO idea, what's in my head that you'd like or not.
Told you.
I heard history and bookmarks.
me: incredible
12:23 AM what's in your head?
DJ: all kinds of stuff... I just don't know which bits you'd want.
12:24 AM I do keep an eye out though...
me: I told you I want all of it
ohho! someone has created a hack to block it too
sweet
12:25 AM DJ: Or you can turn off scripting on your browser.
Imagine having one of the butt heads visit your site and seeing that he's been too "www.ilovebuggeringsheep.com
me: it's like you splashed some droplets of water in my face and now I'm being submerged under a waterfall
12:26 AM DJ: sorry.
wait.... droplets... face..... never mind...
me: are you fantasizing again?
DJ: nah
me: too bad
DJ: :P
12:27 AM funny thing is..
me: I'm near heaven here and you're just like ho-hum
DJ: I always say that getting info on the net is like trying to drink from a fire hose... you get a little water but you mostly just get wet.
Oh no... I'm thrilled again that I gave you an infogasm.
12:28 AM :)
But now I'm in your way.
me: no
you have my full attention again
DJ: I know you want to go play with it.
12:29 AM me: I'll get a headache if I try to
:(
DJ: why?
me: not sure... just know when I put too much thought into new junk like this I get horrible headaches
DJ: :(
12:30 AM me: have to take it in steps
DJ: I have one right now from a diet pepsi
me: weird huh?
DJ: No.. I get it too when I'm working a computer problem.
Nothing a good orgasm wouldn't cure.
me: are you offering one?
12:31 AM DJ: If you want one :)
Um... no... not "one" ;)
12:32 AM me: yeah remember I like things in pairs
or 5s or 10s
;)
DJ: I'm a 3:1 ration type of guy..
minimum.
oops
ratio
me: good to know
12:33 AM DJ: Preferably more.
me: so wait... if I must wear tennis shoes on Sunday... what will you be in?
DJ: Probably my riding boots.
12:34 AM me: same outfit?
DJ: might bring some shorts.
or wear them under.... doesn't add much to wear them.
and i can get out of the pants to cool off.
me: shorts and riding boots?
DJ: if I'm just sitting somewhere it's no big deal.
12:35 AM me: :\
DJ: stan smiths?
me: better
DJ: need to find my saddle bags...
12:36 AM Mebby I'll get barefoot before I go to the shorts.
barefoot is YUMMY
DJ: I'll do that then.
12:37 AM We'll find a nice tree to sit under and you can watch me strip
me: it's a date
DJ: :)
and then...................
Blah....
;)
12:38 AM me: hahaha...
DJ: wha?
:P
me: yer a trip
DJ: TY?
oops
:)
(scratch the "?"
)
me: scratched
12:39 AM DJ: Mmmmmm
So anyway..............
me: yes?
DJ: I'm thrilled...I found you a new toy.
:)
me: yes. YOU!
12:40 AM DJ: (Note to self...disable java script before visiting jade blog)
me?
me: yes, you.
my new toy
12:41 AM DJ: (blush)
me: shoot... I wish I had known about you forever ago
12:42 AM DJ: why?
me: because you are so smart
DJ: I'm not really... I just know a few things.
me: knowing things is what makes you smart
12:43 AM DJ: this is a whole field of intellectual study.
me: why in the hell are you wasting time with me?!?!?!
12:44 AM DJ: What SHOULD I be doing?
me: I have no idea
12:45 AM DJ: don't complain then.
:P
me: the point is you are getting nothing from me
DJ: Not true.
I enjoy your company.
and you tell me I'm awsomness...
what more could a guy want?
12:46 AM me: you are definitely awesomesauce
DJ: (I act all humble and shit but I like a good ego stroke as much as the next person)
me: do you have low standards or something?
DJ: it's synergistic.
NO
I'm very picky.
you really must stop busting on yourself the way you do.
12:47 AM me: it's not me busting on myself really... I'm going by what people have said
DJ: Fuck them. (don't say it)
me: it
12:48 AM DJ: girl is just asking for ......
Grrrrrrrrrrr
anyway....
12:49 AM me: well if you wanted someone to adore you... you totally got it with me
DJ: I'm not all that though...
12:50 AM me: don't be modest
DJ: Ok... I'm the shit.
me: you are
DJ: :P
worship me.
me: I'm like this close | | to doing that, for real
12:51 AM DJ: I'm KIDDING
me: I'm not
DJ: (but I'd not push off a hug and a kiss though)
me: only my tongue from your fingers, eh?
DJ: ?
12:52 AM Ohhh I see.
me: what you'd push off
DJ: Um... perhaps not..
me: perhaps not?
DJ: Perhaps I wouldn't stop you.
12:53 AM me: let me know when it's no longer "perhaps"
DJ: "Perhaps perhaps Perhaps"
me: see above
three times as well
DJ: Its a song.. ;)
12:54 AM me: by whom?
DJ: So if I put my fingers to your lips will that be enough of an indicator for you?
Old standard.... done in spanish and english by various artists.
me: doris day or the pussy cat dolls
12:55 AM DJ: Doris is the one I know of... and Rosemary Cloony
12:56 AM me: I can't believe I didn't know it... Doris Day rocks
DJ: Nice tune.. another you should find is "Sway" Rosemary and Prez Prado.
Perez
12:57 AM me: listening now
DJ: Which one?
me: sway
DJ: Cloony and Prado?
the album is "A Touch of Tobasco"... good stuff.
12:58 AM me: nice
12:59 AM DJ: "Make me sway..."
"Sway me now..."
;)
"When we dance,you have a way with me..."
1:00 AM Perez was known for his "grunts"
me: make me thrill as only you know how
hmmm
DJ: :)
Pretty good stuff huh?
1:01 AM me: yes
DJ: :)
Wanna dance? ;)
me: you betcha
DJ: :)
1:02 AM Michael bublie Fever
I think I spelled his name wrong.
me: how is it you like this? when I asked what you listened to you said nothing about this sort of thing
1:03 AM buble
I said lately...
1:04 AM I have such eclectic tastes it's tough to answer the music question in less than five hours.
1:05 AM me: he sings another song I like
but I don't like it as much
1:06 AM DJ: He does very well for someone so young.
YOU give me fever.
1:07 AM me: do I?
DJ: Yes.
so anyway.....
speaking of bed.....
I must hence.
1:08 AM me: :(
DJ: I agree.
as always... thank you for the company :)
me: you're welcome
1:09 AM glad you could spend time with me
can't wait for sunday
DJ: :)
I'll talk to you before then I suspect ;)
1:10 AM me: if you want
DJ: I want
me: you will have to tell me where I'm going
haha
DJ: Exactly
:P
me: smart cookie
:P
DJ: sigh
anyway.....
me: sleep well... sweet dreams
1:11 AM DJ: sweet and vulgar...
me: ;)
DJ: bye
me: bye
