NOTICE

This site comprises documentation of my contact and interaction with Virginia State Police Special Agent (Anthony) Tony Gattuso -- up until the agency he's employed by forbid him to see me. Posts are in chronological order; newest additions are on the last page.

Pictures....

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:47 PM
subject Pictures....

Are you still fixing pictures?

Have you done the first one on your front page yet?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:51 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:47 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Are you still fixing pictures?

Have you done the first one on your front page yet?
No, I'm ignoring a bunch that aren't "top priority." I'll get back to them.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:53 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Got it. I was just playing with the [Metadata element] thing and didn't know if my browser was not actually updating the page when I refreshed or if it really hadn't changed.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:53 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Check the one of me.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:58 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Where's that?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:58 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Heck.. I'm still looking for another one of me that's not going to scare YOU.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:00 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:58 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Where's that?
You know where it is. You've looked at it recently.

http://iheartejade.blogspot.com/2009/04/four-things-you-would-heard-me-say-if_02.html

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 10:58 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Heck.. I'm still looking for another one of me that's not going to scare YOU.
Just send a casual one.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:03 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

I'm cutting me out of a 3 meg file... don't want to send all that for just part of one picture... be up in a sec
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:03 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Teach me that... I know about web stats and all that but how do you know it was me?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:06 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Looking more normal.... slack jawed ;)


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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:06 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:03 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Teach me that... I know about web stats and all that but how do you know it was me?
I'd have to explain it verbally.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:07 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

I've been waiting for you to mention that you'd narrowed down my visits to the page ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:09 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:07 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I've been waiting for you to mention that you'd narrowed down my visits to the page ;)
You'd flip at what I haven't mentioned.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:10 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Try me. Are you surprised at all that I knew you'd be watching my page visits?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:10 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:06 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Looking more normal.... slack jawed ;)
Forget it. We are NOT meeting.

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:10 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Try me. Are you surprised at all that I knew you'd be watching my page visits?
No.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:11 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Why? I look normal there.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:12 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Oh wait... she doesn't like motorcycles.... that's it.

And the hair..... damn.... where's my clean shaven pics....
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:14 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Ewwww... it's the helmet head, right?

(is the comedy working yet?? )
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:14 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:11 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Why? I look normal there.

You are very attractive.

That's likely why you have it in your head that I am not as ugly as I am -- because when you rag on yourself, you know it's not really true, therefore you think it's the same in my case. It's not.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:15 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:14 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Ewwww... it's the helmet head, right?

(is the comedy working yet?? )
Working to what?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:16 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

No I told you I am very realistic about my looks.

I don't get notice by women... I think I'm what is called plain. I'm not scary but I don't have those striking looks that get noticed and commented on.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:16 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Make you LAUGH (or at least a little smile.)

:)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:18 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

You are entertaining.

Do I make you smile or laugh?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:20 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Besides.... let me tell you a story....

I went out with a Portsmouth Detective back in the day... Total clothes horse... well put together... very good fashion sense (read here she didn't dress like a cop).....

ANyway..... Face... not so good.... guys in the office were like... "How can you go out with her?" One of them called her a "beast"...

To be honest she really wasn't that attractive in the face.... but I told them.....

"I go out with her because I LIKE her!" They didn't get it.... Remember I said that they were mostly bone heads?

Personality and intelligence count for a WHOLE lot with me ... you should understand that.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:23 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:20 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
ANyway..... Face... not so good.... guys in the office were like... "How can you go out with her?" One of them called her a "beast"...
[...]

You can't last in a situation like that though. Men want -- subconsciously or not -- other men to be impressed with their choices. When they aren't, it causes trouble.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:25 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

I'm different...always have been... I cannot fathom what "men" think about some things...

fuck 'em
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:26 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Besides... it's COFFEE not a wedding! :P
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:26 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:25 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
fuck 'em
Okay. Well, maybe not all of them. But one here or there perhaps.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:28 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist :P
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:29 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:26 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Besides... it's COFFEE not a wedding! :P
I give up. You are not going to understand.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:30 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:28 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist :P
You are implying I am predictable?! Oh no you did not just do that!
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:31 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

I understand more than you think I do.

But.. that said... balls in your court.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:32 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Should I write them down and time stamp them somehow to prove it?

(wicked grin)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:33 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

And that smoke coming from your ears is so very appealing ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:33 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:32 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Should I write them down and time stamp them somehow to prove it?

(wicked grin)
Boy, you are asking for it now. :P
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:34 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Remember those old movies showing a lion tamer baiting a lion from outside the cage with a whip and a chair etc.....

I'm the type who likes to get IN the cage with out the protection.... prod prod prod....... just to get the reaction..... ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:34 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

"Boy"????
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:35 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:34 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
I'm the type who likes to get IN the cage with out the protection....
Yep; I can picture you without the protection. Ooo la la...
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:36 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Damn.... I SHOULD have predicted THAT one!
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:37 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:36 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Damn.... I SHOULD have predicted THAT one!
Ha! Victory is mine!
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:37 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Notice that last picture... other than the helmet I'm all protected up...

I might like calculated risks... but I'm not crazy.

I KNOW you..... you'd have buttons.... I push them...... things ensue... ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:38 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Smart ass. :P
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:41 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:37 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I KNOW you..... you'd have buttons.... I push them...... things ensue... ;)
Meh. I'm still purring at you. ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:44 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

Oh well... I was talking motorcycle riding.....

I think we'd be in full agreement in other areas. (the protection I was implying was from the fired up wildcat woman I'd be button pushing on... lightning looks from her eyes and thunderbolts from her lips..... in other words... I can handle you...... Like rock climbing or motorcycle riding... without risk there's no reward)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:45 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

And purring would get you stroked.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:48 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:44 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
I can handle you......
[...]

Arrogance? See, you are an officer.

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:45 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
And purring would get you stroked.
And stroking would get you...
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:51 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

No Ma'am... please do not confuse.arrogance with confidence.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:52 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

On Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:51 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
No Ma'am... please do not confuse.arrogance with confidence.
Spoken like a man who's often accused of the former. ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:59 PM
subject Re: Pictures....

no problem....

Like I said... time will tell you what is true about me... I'm patient.

:)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 12:04 AM
subject Re: Pictures....

You know... now that I think about it... you are exactly correct...

But not for the reason you are thinking...

I have been accused of being arrogant... stuck up even... unfriendly.....

BUT... most folks who stick around eventually come and tell me that, while they thought that at first.... they found out they were wrong.

And the reason is that, in fact I am terribly shy when I don't know someone.

We had a woman in our office before we moved away from them that cornered me in the hall one day and berated me because I never spoke. She was actually pissed.... I pointed out that we had never been introduced. She was very surprised when I pointed out to her that I was just very shy and an introduction would have fixed things right up. So we introduced ourselves and everything was good from then on.

Sometimes it's perception that gets us.