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This site comprises documentation of my contact and interaction with Virginia State Police Special Agent (Anthony) Tony Gattuso -- up until the agency he's employed by forbid him to see me. Posts are in chronological order; newest additions are on the last page.

Chat with DJ Vox

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 8:45 PM
subject Chat with DJ Vox

8:45 PM DJ: allo?
8:46 PM me: olla
a man just donated $[...] to I HeArTE JADE
DJ: !
that's awesome.
me: yes, yes it is
DJ: :)
8:47 PM me: where are you?
DJ: my room
me: you have dinner?
DJ: yup
8:48 PM it was not conducive to networking so I had a few nibbles and left.
me: why not conducive?
8:49 PM DJ: Loud, very few of the guys I'd want to talk to were there.
8:50 PM me: networking includes talking to people you might not want to talk to as well as the ones you do
DJ: But I don't need to talk to the other cops.. I need to talk to be people in the company and there were not that many there.
8:51 PM me: how do you know you don't need to talk to other cops?
8:52 PM DJ: Ok.. I didn't want to talk to the other cops.
me: I'm starting to think you're what everyone (erroneously) thinks I am: anti-Law-Enforcement
8:53 PM DJ: Nah... I'm just shy and there was no one really interesting.
sometimes i wonder if you are thinking this:
8:54 PM me: no. I believe "SPEAK up" is more my thought process
DJ: You want me to talk during huh?
8:55 PM me: depends on what you say. I definitely need you to talk before or there will be no "during"
8:56 PM DJ: I don't think there's a problem there.
me: not yet anyway
8:57 PM DJ: Want pics?
me: sure
8:58 PM DJ: this is fun:
[porn link redacted]
me: cool!
DJ: Isn't it?
8:59 PM me: clever, for sure
DJ: and well done
me: mhmm
9:00 PM DJ: I think I'm going to sleep hard tonight.. rain on the windows... and I'm beat
9:01 PM me: why are you beat?
Just haven't been sleeping well
9:02 PM me: thought you said you did last night
DJ: Better.... but I'm beat all of a sudden so that makes me think it was not as good as I'd thought.
me: all of a sudden? does that mean you are going to sleep now?
DJ: hope there's a hole in the hose ;)
9:03 PM nope
I'd rather visit with you a while if I'm no bugging you.
9:04 PM me: not buggin me... I'm trying to figure out a way to repair the cylinder release on my 38 other than the screw I jammed in it a while back
9:05 PM DJ: don't bugger up the hole with an improper screw. Better to get the right one.
Classic:
[porn link redacted]
9:06 PM me: her hair doesn't go with the rest of the "vintage" look
DJ: That's true but it's a good try.
9:07 PM me: it's kinda a wannabe pretty picture
DJ: [porn link redacted]
me: like that one
9:08 PM DJ: It's you ;)
and this is me:
[porn link redacted]
me: what is me -- perpetually waiting, or writing on my feet?
9:09 PM DJ: impatient in a small way ;)
me: fitting for you
I will have you know I can be extremely patient
for certain things
9:10 PM DJ: I know.
:)
DJ: Yup
duality of man?
DJ: are there really women who like this?:
esh
to funny.. we both come up with things we don't like at the same time.
me: I am slightly afraid to click the link in lieu of your inquiry
9:13 PM DJ: or at least a little off normal.
oh it's just a forceful threesome.. MMF
me: mmf?
oh
never mind
still haven't looked yet
DJ: any combo of the mf alone would be fine but for some reason MMF threesomes always seem to be a little rough.
9:14 PM More fun?:
me: the mmf one is...
hmm...
9:15 PM too much perhaps
overdramatized
DJ: Not so hot to me.
me: I don't know why... seems to have aspects you enjoy
9:16 PM thumbs up is nifty
DJ: If they were one or the other but not both at once.
me: what do you mean one or the other?
one guy or the other?
one act or the other?
9:17 PM DJ: act
I'm sure there are women somewhere that want to be taken that way but I'm just wondering how rare it is.
9:18 PM because the images show up often.
me: the thing I do not find attractive in that picture is the hair pulling
just because it doesn't look especially sexy
9:19 PM DJ: it's not the right kind.
it has to be more natural.
me: I do like that she is holding her own hands together
9:20 PM DJ: the one bright spot
I like this and cannot put my finger on why:
me: ewwww... I do not like it at all
9:21 PM she does have that look you seem to go for in these pictures though
DJ: Which is?
I think I like her direct gaze
9:22 PM me: but she's ugly
DJ: gaze
not looks
9:23 PM me: I think the gaze has to be accompanied by attractive looks
[porn link redacted]
9:24 PM DJ: what do you like there?
it's very abstract
not that that is bad... :)
me: it's teasing
9:25 PM DJ: ah.
(noted)
9:26 PM More fun:
9:27 PM me: jumping on a bed is fabulous fun
that makes me want to repierce
DJ: !
me: it looks like he is squeezing very hard but I believe that's an illusion
9:28 PM DJ: Yup
me: what is your "!" for?
can't recall
DJ: I don't think so but I like it.
! was for your peircing comment.
me: I know it was for that comment; I would like to know WHY
9:30 PM
DJ: Sounds exciting.... if you liked it....
9:31 PM me: I wonder how much it costs these days to pierce that part
DJ: I don't know what biting them would be like though.. I've never experianced piercings except your tongue.
me: you bite kinda around them
9:32 PM so you don't bite into them
and you did somewhat experience the other ones I have
DJ: But there's sometjhing to be said for your nipple between my teeth.
;)
somewheat but not enough.
;)
9:33 PM me: piercings are removable... I mentioned once someone in particular asks me to remove the tongue ones
was the "not enough" because you weren't sure how to work with them?
DJ: not enough because I want much more time there.
DJ: cute :)
me: much more time there is favorable
DJ: :)
9:35 PM me: I occasionally feel that we will never have opportunity to experiment and explore...
like vehicle fucks are gonna be it
DJ: Not if I can help it.
9:37 PM DJ: sweet :)
you know.. I saw that one a while ago and wondered.....
me: wondered what?
9:39 PM DJ: If you'd like something like that.. the picture at least.
9:40 PM me: why didn't you link it and ask me then?
DJ: don't know....
9:41 PM I told myself... "nah... "
me: why?
Hahahahahaha...
DJ: funny
don't know..just didn't think it'd do anything. I've never been much for ripping things.. I've broken a few things in my life but those were accidents.
9:43 PM [porn link redacted]
me: ripping things is not as easy as one would think
DJ: correct
9:45 PM DJ: wow.. he must be huge compared to her.
me: I don't think so
9:46 PM it's the way the shot is
perspective
DJ: possible
9:47 PM me: imagine where her fingertips are... you know HER hands would be proportionate to her
9:48 PM
that's a nice pic
DJ: yes it is.
heh
DJ: heh is right.
9:52 PM DJ: nice :)
9:54 PM DJ: [porn link redacted]
me: good
DJ: Very good.
9:55 PM me: awwww... this is so... so... awww... : http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83fnxrsq01qzolo2o1_500.jpg
DJ: [porn link redacted]
9:56 PM You've never seen that huh?
me: nope
it's adorable
DJ: It is.
me: dislike the face of the one you linked
DJ: it's not so much the girl.. but that there is actually someone that would do that...
me: do what exactly?
DJ: Expose and let someone take a picture.. God bless 'em
cause we get to enjoy.
9:58 PM me: she has no flaws... it's not surprising she'd do that
me: haha... that's great
10:00 PM DJ: :)
me: [porn link redacted]
hand placement... it's all about the hand placement ;)
DJ: ?
[porn link redacted]
10:01 PM that's fucking smoking hot.
(yours)
me: she looks drunk
(yours)
DJ: Jeebus that's a good one.
10:02 PM nice
10:03 PM me: how has your masturbationing been going?
10:04 PM DJ: this morning.
me: love a guy in an unbuttoned dress shirt: [porn link redacted]
this morning? to what?
DJ: noted.
10:05 PM to porn vids
me: what vids?
Various
me: what various vids?
DJ: youporn.... foxytube etc.
10:06 PM me: I have seen too many csi episodes to appreciate that picture
DJ: but it's funny.
me: what youporn foxytube etc. vids?
DJ: there's a bazillion of them... I just run through some of them that look interesting.
me: oh.my.god. WHICH ONES?
DJ: You romantic you ;)
10:08 PM I didn't SAVE them
DJ: You want me to go look for some and link you?
me: yes
DJ: THAT is a good one!
me: :)
10:09 PM DJ: even thought it's color.
ty :)
i wish we were doing that.
me: meeeeeeeee too
DJ: so you are curous to see what I'd watch?
me: of course
10:10 PM DJ: M&Ms ;)
me: haha
10:11 PM that reminds me... I have links to some of that interesting style
10:12 PM DJ: ?
me: or I thought I did anyway
10:13 PM [video link redacted]
10:14 PM DJ: you like?
10:15 PM me: I don't know that I like to see... the... messiness...
it's kind of like cumshots...
but I still like the idea of it
it being the act
10:16 PM DJ: I think I understand since you put it that way
me: I have another one for you to see...
hang on...
[video link redacted]
10:17 PM skip to like 4:30 or so
10:18 PM DJ: k
10:20 PM tell me about the appeal.
me: cannot
DJ: primal?
me: don't think so
DJ: it just does?
10:21 PM me: inexplicable
are you grossed out now about it?
DJ: No.
10:22 PM what does it do to your insides to think about it?
10:23 PM me: makes them burn... from belly to throat
DJ: That's what I need to know.
me: why?
10:24 PM DJ: Things that effect your insides like that are doable.
10:25 PM me: I WANT to do that... you seem like an appropriate choice to try it with...
10:26 PM lest I failed to tell you.... I don't listen to the sound on porn vids
DJ: And I'd want to also... because of your insides :)
I do.
me: I imagine the second one was REALLY bad
both the guy and the girl were SO nasty
ewwww
DJ: first one was worse sound wise.
10:27 PM me: based on the spitting, I imagine blatant gag sounds
10:30 PM you don't particularly find that appealing, do you?
DJ: I liked that one better.
Not for watching.. But with you I think I'd like it.
10:31 PM me: I think if it was done right... without the porno drama... you would like it
10:32 PM but if you want to...
DJ: exactly
I want to.
me: I distracted you from showing me what vids you used earlier
will you call me?
10:33 PM DJ: Can I?
me: yes. if you want to, I have the phone again
10:34 PM DJ: K
hold a bit
me: why? you have to clean up first? ;)
DJ: No... I have to put the ear thingy in the phone and DIAL you ya goof
Posted by I HeArTE JADE at 08:09
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from djvox
to TF JADE
date Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 10:27 PM
subject ??

ALLO?
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from TF JADE
to djvox
date Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 10:47 PM
subject Re: ??

chat?
Posted by I HeArTE JADE at 08:08
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Chat with DJ Vox

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 10:48 PM
subject Chat with DJ Vox

10:48 PM DJ: Hola :)
10:49 PM me: aloha :)
DJ: Mazaltov
me: oy vey
DJ: Oh La La!
10:50 PM me: you're in a very good mood. you get laid or something?
DJ: Actually I[m a little depressed still... but talking to you counteracts it.
to top it off....
And I'll spare you the details....
10:51 PM While texting a bit ago I was dealing with some intestinal issues :(
me: travel bug?
DJ: Not a happy belly for some reason.
:(
I'm a mess.
Dunno
me: why depressed?
10:52 PM DJ: things in general... plus a week away from my vitimen D happy pills.
I forgot to pack them.
it could be a total placebo effect but it does happen.
me: sorry
10:53 PM DJ: No... no sorrys.
How was your night?
me: I'll spare you the details
but no bathroom camping for me
heh
DJ: Good.
me: did you see the article in the daily progress?
10:54 PM DJ: No., this is the first I've had a chance to get on the computer all day.
is it online?
10:55 PM not a bad piece
I noted they mentioned everyone by name except Stoltz
I hope The Hook not only uses his name but his picture too
10:56 PM DJ: reading..
10:57 PM not much to it.
me: this is "major randall snead": http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1355005514
mild story, you're right
I'm glad for that
10:58 PM randall snead's cousin rodney snead is the one who is investigating the case
DJ: Has he contacted you about an interview?
10:59 PM me: nope. I've spoken to him twice. first to find out if there was a list of seized items and what the items were and second to find out if they got their search warrant
11:00 PM both conversations were terse
DJ: I would think he'd take an oppertunity to ask you a few questions.
me: already made up his mind about me, doesn't need to talk to me
DJ: Sorta incompleate without even attempting an interview.
me: have you been drinking tonight?
DJ: Not professional at all.
11:01 PM Nope.
laying down and lazy typing.. I'll try to clean it up.
me: it's the Greene County Sheriff's Office... they're stereotypical small town law
11:02 PM normally I would try to carry on a discussion with any LEO...
but five seconds of listening to the guy and I couldn't bear the thought of anything longer
you don't have to clean up your chatting...
11:03 PM was just a question
DJ: "Investigator Sneed, did you ever at all attempt to interview my client?"... "no Sir"...
Drinking was last night.
11:04 PM me: did I hear from you last night -- I don't remember?
DJ: Text.
me: you sure do drink a lot for a guy who doesn't drink much
11:05 PM DJ: I've been stressed.
Not a drop today though.
And heck... it was only ONE drink yesterday.
I'm a cheap date.
me: I wouldn't know... I've never been on a date with you
11:06 PM DJ: :(
me: no reason for you to frown
DJ: just more reminders that I'm a mess ]
11:07 PM
DJ: I want to try some B and W nude some day... abstract like that.
11:08 PM me: some of them are TOO abstract
DJ: Balance
That's the tough part
11:09 PM me: [black and white picture link redacted]
DJ: :)
she's lookiing
11:10 PM
DJ: More places to bite?
11:11 PM me: just thought it was cool
as a pic
11:12 PM DJ: complicated.... you have to look for a bit to figure what's going on.
me: want to see any more... I had about 15 or so bookmarked
?
if not, it's okay
11:13 PM DJ: I ike it when you share... I'm starting to look also but nothing's made the cut yet.
11:14 PM me: I'm not looking now... these have built up
DJ: [porn link redacted]
11:15 PM me: you do like what you like, all right
DJ: One very good arguemen t for a video camera right there... so be able to see the face
yours that is.
mine is the only reason I'd ever fantasize about more than one woman.
11:16 PM me: [link redacted]
speaking of
;)
I REALLY like that picture
11:17 PM DJ: Nice.. and it would be deminished by color too.
11:18 PM
DJ: all good.
fabulous arrangement
DJ: Interesting... desaturated too... almost as good as B and W.
11:20 PM DJ: Yum
Reminds me of when you had your hands on yourself..... sigh
me: I thought you might like these:
DJ: In order... 1 2... but both very nice.
11:22 PM DJ: Looks better there than some other times I've seen her.
me: politically charged photo: http://www.janzwart.nl/data/643-l.jpg
11:23 PM DJ: now there's a statement!
me: indeed
11:24 PM love everything about that picture
that guy's face is intense
DJ: Interesting.
very
he looks like I feel sometimes.
me: reminds me of JADE vsp Fleming and how fierce he looks
11:25 PM men who look like that are heavenly
YUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM
DJ: ya think?
me: absolutely ABSOLUTELY
;)
11:26 PM did I lose you to pictures again?
DJ: Nope
I meain I'm looking but I'm thinking too.
11:27 PM me: I was going to tell you something...
DJ: ?
me: from when you texted the smilie to me earlier
had to do with thinking...
but then "I changed my mind
DJ: why?
me: umm...
11:28 PM decided there was no point to it
had a very wild experience though
a first
quite nifty
DJ: ?
11:29 PM Did you pull over a police chief and call him a dumb ass?
me: no... this was a sexual thing
DJ: ?
I'm all eyes
me: although... when it comes to me an experience with a poilce chief could be sexual as well
hahaha
11:30 PM DJ: you were saying..........................
me: I forgot. I'm now distracted by thoughts of police chiefs
ya remember that video I linked you to way back when?
I believe the first one I ever did link you to
11:31 PM DJ: Yes.
me: one of the reasons I liked that one was because the guy in it reminded me of CPD Chief Longo
how funny, huh?
DJ: Ah.
11:32 PM Dunno that I'd call it funny....
trying to figure out what stimulates your brain some times is like trying to interpret dreams.
some stuff makes sense llike pattern recognition and others are just wack.
11:33 PM me: ?
DJ: "What the fuck was I thinking"
me: !
what does that mean?!
DJ: Well..................
if you find the chief attractive then it makes sense...
11:34 PM but have you ever been reminded of or atracted to someone that on the serfice you'd think "What the heck am I thinking?"
me: you are talking about me?
DJ: those things make me wonder what else we are seeing that our concious minde is not aware of.
no.
I'm just using your chief comment as an example.
for another instance......
11:35 PM me: you're using my chief comment as an example to ask yourself what was I thinking? about me?!
DJ: did you know that our sight is divided up into various componants of color/texture/ edges etc?
NO
11:36 PM "what the fuck was i thinking" is what you (or I or anyone) could wake up thinking after a wack ass dream.
Like dreaming of having sex with your sister or some such.
(yuck)
11:37 PM It's like our brains have a mind of their own (silly as it sounds)
me: something triggers that stuff
DJ: Exaclty!
And I wonder what it is...
What I was saying about sight is....
11:38 PM I think we can see things that our awake brain is not aware of.
Along with things we are.
like today... I saw a girl that looked like my ex.... (double yuk)
11:39 PM Pattern recognition in that case.
I think it also happens in ways we don't recognize right away.
and it's both good and bad reactions.
11:40 PM me: considering people don't use anywhere near what they can of their brains, I imagine things like that will happen
11:41 PM DJ: that's what I'm thinking.
11:42 PM me: the only thing wrong with that picture is the chick's face
DJ: could be just a bad expression
me: but that's enough for me to reject it
no
she's ugly
in my opinion
DJ: Picky picky picky
11:43 PM me: very very very
DJ: :P :P :P
me: ! ! !
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me: if you used your tongue that much in real life, you'd not be able to speak for days afterward
11:45 PM DJ: It'd be worth it.
me: that picture is good
DJ: Isn't it?
me: makes me wanna duplicate it
11:46 PM DJ: !
me: are you still working your way through the site I gave you or have you found another?
11:47 PM DJ: I'm about half way though it.
It's been pretty good so far.
11:48 PM me: glad you've found it adequate
DJ: I hope you've enjoyed it.
11:49 PM me: it's been gratifying to see what you come up with
DJ: :)
It's nice to be able ot share.
I hate hiding it.
11:50 PM me: why do you?
hate hiding it? and hiding it itself?
DJ: I've never found anyone who would accept me as I am.
11:51 PM so I always have to make adjustments.
either that or I'm just a nut.
11:52 PM me: how does this sharing fit in with anyone accepting you as you are?
DJ: Never known anyone comfortable enough that they'd accept such a thing
(before)
11:53 PM me: what is the such thing you are referring to?
DJ: In particular, porn
11:54 PM Hardware :)
In general, my sexuality always seemed to be a problem ..... I can never just be me.
11:55 PM "relaxed" so to speak. Speak my mind... etc.
11:56 PM me: and now? has something changed?
DJ: Yes.
I think you understand.
that's radically different.
11:57 PM me: and...?
DJ: ?
11:58 PM me: what does that mean to you? anything? just an acknowledgment? what?
DJ: You mean that you understand such things?
11:59 PM me: that you have come across someone who you believe does
DJ: Mind boggling.
me: Oooooooh... I LOVE this one: [link redacted]
12:00 AM DJ: That is very clever.
and good use of color.
Funny thing me though... underwater pics have the same effect as dragon flys
(I almost drowned once)
12:01 AM But I still like it.
me: please tell me you are not afraid of water
DJ: I LOVE the water.
12:02 AM DJ: but movie scenes of people underwater ..... same irrational reaction like seeing a dragonfly.
I don't freak out but my inner child brain reacts to it.
Cute.
12:04 AM me: you didn't expound on if it means anything to you to have come across someone who might "get" you
DJ: It means a lot.. I think about it all the time.
Makes me feel like I'm not so much of a misfit toy as I thought....
12:05 AM me: wow: [link redacted]
DJ: Will you let me watch?
me: perhaps all that's happened is you've found another misfit
12:06 AM DJ: Perhaps misfits fit?
me: misfits may fit but it is not proof one or both is not a misfit
12:07 AM DJ:The mis fit toys found good things about themselves that worked well together.
12:08 AM
DJ: the "fit" may have been unconventional but it was still good.
12:09 AM me: heh
unconventional? sounds like an insult
DJ: Nope.
12:10 AM It's simply taking something intended for one use'fit and finding another.
DJ: it's inventive and clever.
Is the text backwards or not english?
12:11 AM me: mirror
DJ: ah... thought so.
me: looks correct in the forefront
12:12 AM DJ: good eye.
I was considering flipping it to see.
12:13 AM DJ: funny.
me: guess you could still flip it if you weren't interested in what she says
[link redacted]
tomorrow I am going to find out how much that costs these days
DJ: !
12:14 AM Why do you want to do it again?
me: because I like them. I didn't want to take them out
DJ: What did you like about them.
12:15 AM (I'm fantisizing how they'd feel against my chest)
me: I like the way they look mostly
DJ: There is that.
12:16 AM me: I prefer the horseshoe jewelry though
DJ: How did it feel? (having them, not getting them)
12:17 AM me: depended on what I wore or what was done to them by anyone else
DJ: !
12:18 AM me: what?
DJ: What?
me: DJ: !
DJ: I was just !ing
me: why were you !ing?
DJ: TF: depended on what I wore or what was done to them by anyone else
12:19 AM that's erotic to me.
me: I know what you were !ing TO, I want to know why
erotic? how so?
DJ: VERY erotic
It's an indication of your self aware nature regarding your sexuality.
12:20 AM "what I wore".... You'd feel them.....
"done to them" you'd feel them more....
very erotic to me.
just knowing they are there.....
the thought of feeling them....
under your clothes.....
12:21 AM between my teeth....
on the head of my dick...
! all around.
How's that?
me: that is... my turn for a !
DJ: Descriptive enough?
12:22 AM me: 'twill do
for now ;)
DJ: :P
I especially like photos like that
12:23 AM DJ: Why?
me: I don't share any of them with you because they aren't exactly sexspirational
they remind me of how I feel most of the time
DJ: They don't have to be.
12:24 AM I want to see them then.
me: nah. I linked that one because I like it particularly
12:26 AM I also like the ones with girls laying in leaves or on newspapers et cetera but you don't seem to care for those types so I don't share them with you
DJ: You should
me: no
DJ: WHy?
12:27 AM
haha
what else are you doing besides chatting with me?
12:28 AM DJ: Looking for pics
me: you not coming up with many?
DJ: Nope.
12:29 AM !
DJ: and then wammo!
me: !!
me: yours is sexy
DJ: reminds me of kissing your neck.
12:30 AM [link redacted]
me: thrilling
12:31 AM DJ: eggplant girl:
[link redacted]
me: hah
12:32 AM DJ: It's that ime.
time
me: left or right: [link redacted]
DJ: left
12:33 AM DJ: funny.
me: okay. now you can go to bed
:D
DJ: yes'm
ty :)
me: yer welcome
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