You remember the first time you had sex? Now, do you remember the first time you had good sex? Up until intercourse my first time with Tony Gattuso, I didn’t realize there was one more stage for reminiscence: mind-blowing skin-numbing body-aches-for-days-later great sex.Sunday, July 18, 2010. For once, I’ll spare the lurid details. But to give an indication of how ultra-incredible he was, afterwards I did tell my State Policeman “if I was your girlfriend, I’d never let you out of bed.” I also saved a couple of mementos -- ‘cause I’m all sentimental like that.
Sigh.
Ahem.
I’ll leave our chats and emails to fill-in the rest...
(Address not redacted from receipt because, for this registration, Mr. Gattuso gave them an incorrect one.)
