NOTICE

This site comprises documentation of my contact and interaction with Virginia State Police Special Agent (Anthony) Tony Gattuso -- up until the agency he's employed by forbid him to see me. Posts are in chronological order; newest additions are on the last page.

March To June

Months would pass before I would hear from the roguish officer again.

Between the investigative me’s arrant failure to identify him and the echt me’s missing the duologue with a man who actually came across as intelligent, I was kind of disenchanted. But, as they say, life goes on.

My favorite drug Task Force to cyber-tease had taken aim at me once more -- this time for a so-called violation of a court order -- and that brought on possible jail issues, definite legal proceedings, and recourse and coping with their allegation through cautious blogging.

I was having personal problems with a City of Charlottesville policeman as well. The toughness of keeping our relationship and interactions secretive was wearing on him -- and he was taking it out on me, both physically and psychologically. Mostly he didn’t believe I appreciated the risks he’d taken for me. Thinking back on it, he was probably right. We would ultimately kiss and make up.

Not everything going on with me was negative. But when all you want to do is experience a Calgon commercial in the real world…

I’d always taken it for granted that when someone encountered writer’s block, it meant he or she couldn’t come up with any words; I was having the opposite conundrum: an influx of them were sluicing through my head relentlessly. In front of my computer one morning, after my fingers had flown over the keys for, like, an hour composing an update for my site, I stared at the consequences of my hellish version of writer’s block. Dullness extraordinaire. Bordering on tenebrous I craved a change of mental scenery, a noetic pick-me-up. I needed somebody fun and bright to amuse me.

Only one person came to mind: “DJ Vox.”

Hello... hello... hell... he...

from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 11:14 AM
subject Hello... hello... hell... he...

You still out there?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 4:09 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

Yes Ma'am I am..... but woefully mortified that I could not keep up my end of the conversation with you. Heck. I've been so busy I've not been able to read you for weeks.

What's up ?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 6:04 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 4:09 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
[...]
What's up ?
Nothing -- nothing at all.

Am in definite need of someone capable of witty dialogue, which, as I recall, you are quite good at. Sorry to hear you're so busy; if you ever free up time, drop me a line?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 6:47 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

All if you are in need I'll attempt like he'll to keep up.

I'll try even o review the blog to see if there's anything to comment on.

:)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 6:59 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 6:47 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
All if you are in need I'll attempt like he'll to keep up.
Well, don't put yourself out or anything.
I'll try even o review the blog to see if there's anything to comment on.
[...]

Probably lots there to comment on. Blog has gone all over the place. Really need to get it back on track. Can't seem to do that without someone/something intelligently humorous as inspiration. Hence my contacting you. Don't hesitate to ignore me if you're opposed to being used. ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 7:35 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

But I LIKE being used... ;)

so far... Vargas girls... love 'em... I want one painted like nose art on my motorcycle tank.....

The short troop next to his car... I thought I was going to drop the computer from laughing.... I joked one a few years ago about having to look UNDER the steering wheel then OVER the dash board....

More in a bit...
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 7:43 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 7:35 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
But I LIKE being used... ;)
All CAPS "like" too. Woohoo!
so far... Vargas girls... love 'em... I want one painted like nose art on my motorcycle tank.....
Ohmigod, if I was a lesbian I would so want a Vargas girl.
The short troop next to his car...
[...]

In fairness, I think the guy's only, like, age 12, so he still has time to grow.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 7:43 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

ref: http://iheartejade.blogspot.com/2010/04/do-you-know-this-man.html

He was a classmate in the academy... ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 7:46 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 7:43 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
ref: http://iheartejade.blogspot.com/2010/04/do-you-know-this-man.html

He was a classmate in the academy... ;)
Name?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 8:33 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

You haven't found out yet?

By the way... you should absolutely complain on that fucking moron who stopped you for you taking his picture. It's damn near criminal in my mind for a police officer to detain anyone without at least some reasonable suspicion and the simple taking of a picture ain't it. It'd be different if he at least lied and said you crossed the white line while doing it etc.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 8:55 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 8:33 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
You haven't found out yet?
Is that your way of getting out of telling me his name?

[...]
By the way... you should absolutely complain on that fucking moron who stopped you for you taking his picture.
[...]

Complain to... who? Anyone with the authority to do anything about the officer is going to be the same anyone who will do nothing. See, I knew you were good for humor. Hahaha...
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:04 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

Actually I'm waiting to find out what the quid pro quo is :P (I'm jjust enjoying having the string and twitching it....) I'm surprised how studly he looks. That was the day I freaked because I'd have been in one of your pictures if I'd not bolted as soon as I could.

Anyway.. yes COMPLAIN. Complaints are taking very seriously. Make it in writing. Make it not only to the Superintendent, but also to the Governor and Secretary of Public Safety.

We NEED the morons weeded out and it's very tough to do from the inside.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:16 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:04 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Actually I'm waiting to find out what the quid pro quo is :P (I'm jjust enjoying having the string and twitching it....)
You tease, you.

[...]
That was the day I freaked because I'd have been in one of your pictures if I'd not bolted as soon as I could.
How do you know you're not in one of my pictures? I don't publish anywhere near everything I've got. ;P
Complaints are taking very seriously.
Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Hahaha... Ouch.

[...]
We NEED the morons weeded out and it's very tough to do from the inside.
"It's very tough to do from the inside." Exactly! Which is why complaining is useless, no?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:20 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

Gmail chat with me?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:37 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:20 PM, TF JADE wrote:
Gmail chat with me?
Meh. Never mind. I have to fix my hair and finish getting my clothes ready for court tomorrow. Ya probably aren't up for real time stuff with me anyway. ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:37 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:16 PM, TF JADE wrote:
You tease, you.
Yes'm.... it's NOT easy to have the upper hand with you.. even if such a small one ;). I actually hesitate because I figured out how giving up his name could be a clue as to MY identity (and I've not been told I have "protected status" yet ;) )
How do you know you're not in one of my pictures? I don't publish anywhere near everything I've got. ;P
Simply because the one in particular, shows me not there and I doubt you'd have taken one with me there, and then waited around to take one without.
Ha. Ha. Ha ha. Hahaha... Ouch.
I'm serious. You have no idea (or can check with other sources) how much they LIKE working complaints. I've seen them work a complaint that the Troop (my room mate at the time) simply WROTE a ticket... much less if it were improper or wrongly applied law or what have you. I told him he should answer in his response letter that.... "Yes.... I issued the summons." and leave it at that. (The complaint was that the violator had gotten a radar detector ticket... that's it... sum total of complaint and they workeed it.)
"It's very tough to do from the inside." Exactly! Which is why complaining is useless, no?
No it is not. I, for instance will not be listened to if I tell the area Sgt that Trooper so and so is a total moron and doesn't understand his code book... A citizen raising a stink and making them look bad for allowing a moron to roam the streets is another matter.

Give it a shot.... what have you to loose except some paper, toner and a stamp?

Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:38 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:20 PM, TF JADE wrote:
Gmail chat with me?
Can't right now... the enemy is neigh.

Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:04 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:37 PM, DJ Vox wrote
[...]
Yes'm.... it's NOT easy to have the upper hand with you.. even if such a small one ;). I actually hesitate because I figured out how giving up his name could be a clue as to MY identity (and I've not been told I have "protected status" yet ;) )
I don't care who you are. I mean I do, but only out of mild curiosity. It's not that big a deal.

[...]
Simply because the one in particular, shows me not there and I doubt you'd have taken one with me there, and then waited around to take one without.
Photographs that day started as soon as the sun rose enough to get decent pictures. Hate to break it to you but unless you left prior to dawn, I've got you -- even if I don't know precisely which man you are.

By the way, did you happen to hear anything about that female who got by the Trooper's road block?
I'm serious. You have no idea (or can check with other sources) how much they LIKE working complaints. I've seen them work a complaint that the Troop (my room mate at the time) simply WROTE a ticket... much less if it were improper or wrongly applied law or what have you. I told him he should answer in his response letter that.... "Yes.... I issued the summons." and leave it at that. (The complaint was that the violator had gotten a radar detector ticket... that's it... sum total of complaint and they workeed it.)
Oh, I absolutely believe they "work" every complaint. I also absolutely believe they do nothing to the offending officer most of the time.

[...]
No it is not. I, for instance will not be listened to if I tell the area Sgt that Trooper so and so is a total moron and doesn't understand his code book... A citizen raising a stink and making them look bad for allowing a moron to roam the streets is another matter.
That's the problem; I'm not citizen-y enough.
Give it a shot.... what have you to loose except some paper, toner and a stamp?
The only reason I would make a complaint -- and it would be, along with written, an in-person complaint -- would be to get more information about more members of Law Enforcement. ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:41 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:38 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Can't right now... the enemy is neigh.
I've never heard the wife is around put quite like that before. Anyhow I shall bid you adieu, for now. Thanks for playing with me today -- you're a good sport. :)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:43 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:04 PM, TF JADE wrote:
I don't care who you are. I mean I do, but only out of mild curiosity. It's not that big a deal.
Worsham, (or worshem... not sure of the spelling) Craig LT. But I didn't tell you that... (I actually suspect you have that info from other sources and are curious if I'd come up with the correct name ;)
Photographs that day started as soon as the sun rose enough to get decent pictures. Hate to break it to you but unless you left prior to dawn, I've got you -- even if I don't know precisely which man you are.
Nah... don't think so ;)
By the way, did you happen to hear anything about that female who got by the Trooper's road block?
No I didn't... but then again... The Troops don't know who I am half the time.... nor the vehicle I was driving..... I have to either blue light or badge my way past them.
Oh, I absolutely believe they "work" every complaint. I also absolutely believe they do nothing to the offending officer most of the time.
I wish.. I had one on me... for NOT GIVING A PROPER ADDRESS....... (one party of an accident... he had a registration... DL.... and even and insurance card with the same address... and SAID it was current.... they worked THAT as a complaint... I got grouped because I didn't charge in the accident... so not only was it a bullshit complaint... the worked it AND I got stuck with something not even on the complaint.

So they go overboard even some times.
The only reason I would make a complaint -- and it would be, along with written, an in-person complaint -- would be to get more information about more members of Law Enforcement. ;)
Well make it in writing but deliver it in person. ;)

Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:44 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:41 PM, TF JADE wrote:
I've never heard the wife is around put quite like that before. Anyhow I shall bid you adieu, for now. Thanks for playing with me today -- you're a good sport. :)
She's not the wife.... just a PITA (I did that married thing once... never again)

I'm working on an exit strategy but there's no reason to rub her nose in it right now.

Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:45 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:41 PM, TF JADE wrote:
I've never heard the wife is around put quite like that before. Anyhow I shall bid you adieu, for now. Thanks for playing with me today -- you're a good sport. :)
Oh and... I missed you too ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 10:26 PM
subject Re: Hello... hello... hell... he...

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 10:43 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
[...]
Worsham, (or worshem... not sure of the spelling) Craig LT. But I didn't tell you that...
Thanks!
(I actually suspect you have that info from other sources and are curious if I'd come up with the correct name ;)
[...]

:D

Since you've been gone....

from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 11:12 PM
subject Since you've been gone....

BTW, if you get any strange typos from me, I recently acquired an Itouch that I use frequently for short emails and I'm still mastering the touch screen/strange auto correct feature...

It's not me being a dolt (well not so much me being a dolt...)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 7, 2010 at 5:00 AM
subject Re: Since you've been gone....

On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 11:12 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
[...]
BTW, if you get any strange typos from me, I recently acquired an Itouch
[...]

You know you're living in the age of technology when you think "my cell phone made me do it" is a valid excuse.

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I didn't think of it at the time but....

We had another five emails go back and forth -- that he’d initiated -- titled “I didn't think of it at the time but....” They contained brief discussion about movie actresses in which he wrote “it doesn't get any better than” Grace Kelly, and I shared my like of another classic-film star, Myrna Loy.

While I was well-informed on the screen performer that’d caught his eye, he was utterly unfamiliar with my preferred leading lady. The difference, as I saw it, was that his selection was mostly known for her striking beauty and mine was not just a knockout but recognized for her sense of humor, as well.

Regardless of our difference in cinematic tastes, I was learning more and more about what made my cyberian companion tick. ‘Twas felicity at its finest.

!

from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sat, Jun 12, 2010 at 10:40 PM
subject !

http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 3:12 AM
subject Re: !

Now HOW did you run across this?

I'm not normally a boob guy myself..... ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 1:13 PM
subject Re: !

On Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 3:12 AM, DJ Vox wrote:
Now HOW did you run across this?
Facebooker left a link to it. For some reason, when I saw what it was I immediately thought of you. Hahaha...
I'm not normally a boob guy myself..... ;)
I shall add that detail to your file.

;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 9:07 PM
subject Re: !

so anyway... not even a thinks for me giving up a name for you???

:P
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 9:20 PM
subject Re: !

I have a dossier? How flattering..... I wonder when you are going to catch my picture :P
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 9:34 PM
subject Re: !

On Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 9:20 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I have a dossier? How flattering..... I wonder when you are going to catch my picture :P
Thought you sent a picture of yourself to me already; which one were you again?


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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 9:48 PM
subject Re: !

On Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 9:07 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
so anyway... not even a thinks for me giving up a name for you???

:P
Wait; what?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 10:02 PM
subject Re: !

did you miss one of my emails the other day?

It's easy to do sometimes if you are email chatting back and forth.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 10:06 PM
subject Re: !

On Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 10:02 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
did you miss one of my emails the other day?
I must've. :(
It's easy to do sometimes if you are email chatting back and forth.
It's a first for me.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 10:21 PM
subject Re: !

Didja find it?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 10:22 PM
subject Re: !

On Sun, Jun 13, 2010 at 10:21 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Didja find it?
Still looking...

And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 6:54 PM
subject And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I need someone with an inexhaustible supply of intelligence and humor to entertain me. Please, please, please, tell me you're available.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:15 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I'm here....

Funny thing is... I was supposed to be THERE on the 1st but my gig got
canceled.... I'd hoped I'd be able to spot you around the courthouse
;)

So what's up?

(And thank you.)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:20 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:15 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I'm here....
Funny thing is... I was supposed to be THERE on the 1st but my gig got canceled.... I'd hoped I'd be able to spot you around the courthouse
;)
Wow. That woulda been quite a "table's turned" thing, huh?
So what's up?
Nothing. Everything. I dunno. Help!
(And thank you.)
I do believe you have addicted me to your personality.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:27 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Ya but I suspect I wouldn't recognize you in real life... it'd be a "is that her... it LOOKS like it could be her but is it REALLY her...??? " moment...

Due to that shit ass picture they keep using of you.

Then I'd be torn if I knew it WERE you..... How would I make it known it was "me".... because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't make me for a cop right off... nothing super special about my mojo or anything... I just had that broom stick removed from my ass long ago.

Then again the "torn" part would be more like... SHOULD I let her know it's me...... Fun game to play... mentally.

My personality? I'm just words on a "page"... heck.... I can't even quite keep up with you on a good day.... wit wise.

I figure you have plenty of toys to play with.... like that cat with the string.... I doubt most of them even know you are pulling their legs off ;)

But I'm different you are telling me??? (I didn't ride the short bus..... by much ;) )
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:33 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:27 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
[...]
Due to that shit ass picture they keep using of you.
I looooooove those rotten pictures of me.

[...]
My personality? I'm just words on a "page"... heck.... I can't even quite keep up with you on a good day.... wit wise.
Words on a page are very revealing.
I figure you have plenty of toys to play with....
I do. but sometimes it's nice to have one that's capable of playing back.
But I'm different you are telling me??? (I didn't ride the short bus..... by much ;) )
You are smart and fun. I've never come across that combination before.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:34 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Smart and fun??? Heck.. and this is me BEHAVING! ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:35 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

And ref below.... "I" have done nothing but be myself...... God help you if I turned on the charm (but then again your bullshit flag would break from popping out so fast and I know that so why bother.... ;) )
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:36 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

So who was the guy you sat on the porch with and who contacted who?

What was his angle?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:39 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:34 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Smart and fun??? Heck.. and this is me BEHAVING! ;)
Hmm... you pique my interest even further.

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:36 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
So who was the guy you sat on the porch with and who contacted who?
What was his angle?
I think he just wanted to get a closer look at me.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:42 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Was he straight up about it? I suppose it's not much different than me contacting you except that I was looking for your thoughts etc.

Pique... gotta love someone who can use pique in a sentence.

Yes I'm on my best behavior. Besides... like I said... I need to be to keep up with you.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:43 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I was thinking about you... I keep hoping I'll stumble across something interesting enough to send to you but nothing ever makes the cut.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:45 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:42 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Was he straight up about it? I suppose it's not much different than me contacting you except that I was looking for your thoughts etc.
He never explicitly said why he wanted to meet me, just that he wanted to.

[...]
Yes I'm on my best behavior. Besides... like I said... I need to be to keep up with you.
Keep up with me? I'm in slo-mo these days.

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:43 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I was thinking about you... I keep hoping I'll stumble across something interesting enough to send to you but nothing ever makes the cut.
Not-uh. You're just being polite now.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:48 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

And tonight it seems I am the one stumbling to keep up with you.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:11 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:48 PM, TF JADE wrote:
And tonight it seems I am the one stumbling to keep up with you.
And just how do you figure that?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:12 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 7:45 PM, TF JADE wrote:
Not-uh. You're just being polite now.
Nope... I'm not really a bullshitter... I'm polite when it's correct to be so but I don't blow smoke up anyones ass.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:14 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:11 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
And just how do you figure that?
Because you're doubling replies. Like I'm not answering fast enough. ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:15 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:12 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
I don't blow smoke up anyones ass.
I never understood what that meant.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:16 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Probably has something to do with bee keeping.... have you seen them
smoke a hive?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:17 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:16 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Probably has something to do with bee keeping.... have you seen them smoke a hive?
Yes. But I don't see the connection. I'm researching it now. Gotta love Google.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:18 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

I'm guessing.... calming mean bee's stroking someones ego to calm them.... just a total swag.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:20 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:18 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I'm guessing.... calming mean bee's stroking someones ego to calm them.... just a total swag.
That's a different way to look at it.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:22 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Can't seem to find the origin of it. Too bad. Guess it's just one of those things.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:22 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Nope.... had a gmail hangup or I thought I'd not sent it.

No message implied.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:22 PM
subject Re: And I don't even care how desperate this sounds...

Interesting though... I made you think... THAT is a compliment :)

One Year Ago Today

In our first round of email exchanges, what began as a casual over-the-Internet contact, that he’d initiated, had shortly developed into mildly flirtatious chit-chat. After no word from him for months, our second bout, brought on by me, had taken another turn; we touched on topics more serious in tone -- mainly concerning Law Enforcement, our respective opinions now interspersed with nothing short of blatant displays of risqué coyness.

The increase in our sexual harmonics hadn’t escaped my awareness, nor had I missed his revealing to me the identity of Virginia State Police Lt. Craig Worsham. My prurient counterpart had surmised correctly about the latter though: I did have Worsham’s name previously. Hello, these uniformed guys wear name pins! If I was able to snap his picture, I was able to read his tag. Duh.

When I’d published Worsham’s photograph and my inquiry on I HeArTE JADE, I had to be sure I knew the name of the distinguished Lieutenant already because I’d used the entry purely with the intention of garnering new sources. If someone gave me the wrong name, obviously he or she wouldn’t be a reliable informant. But if they forked over the right one… It was a sneaky diminutive plan which much to my delight has been successful -- to this day I exploit the post in the same way. Tricks of the trade.

It wasn’t like “DJ Vox” was supplying state secrets or anything, but his willingness to share such details with me, a person branded -- erroneously, I might add -- “anti-cop,” was remarkable.

My observation about “DJ Vox” that captured and thrilled me the best was his transparent own fishing expedition. Between his inquisitiveness regarding the policeman I’d recently blogged about my surreptitious get-together with, and his elaborate fictitious mental analysis of how an encounter with me and him would go, I suspected he was earnestly deliberating a real-life rendezvous. The idea made me absolutely ecstatic. I found him so amazing, being captivated was unavoidable.

The online letters coming from my provocative stranger were suddenly arriving at my Inbox rapid fire. Not only were two and three or more notes appearing in succession, they were being sent under multiple and separate titles too.

It was June, 28, 2010. Roughly three weeks had passed since we’d broken our interlude.

He and I would be standing face-to-face just seven days later.

Did I lose ya?

from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:12 PM
subject Did I lose ya?

Why would you have been here on the 1st?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:13 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

I was in the kitchen... I had tomato explosion in the garden so I was
making sauce......
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:14 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

I was in the kitchen... I had tomato explosion in the garden so I was
making sauce......

Oh ... and..... court....
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:24 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:14 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I was in the kitchen... I had tomato explosion in the garden so I was making sauce......
You garden and cook?
Oh ... and..... court....
What kind?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:26 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Yes I do.... This year: tomatoes, peppers, lettuce, beans, tried spinach but didn't pick it at the right time.

Court was circuit I think.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:28 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:26 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Yes I do.... This year: tomatoes, peppers, lettuce, beans, tried spinach but didn't pick it at the right time.
The only thing I've ever successfully grown was summer squash -- and I heard no one can screw it up.
Court was circuit I think.
I never asked but... are you VSP, or some other agency?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:30 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

You guess once and I affirmed... VSP

Funny... I tried something like squash once and got nuthin'
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:32 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:30 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
You guess once and I affirmed... VSP
Huh-uh. I asked if you were in Law Enforcement, not which agency. I thought you'd be afraid to answer the latter. ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:33 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

I'd have to go back and look... I thought you knew..... sowwy. I wasn't hiding it.

:)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:34 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:33 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I'd have to go back and look...
You save our emails?
I thought you knew..... sowwy. I wasn't hiding it.
I still think I have a picture of you -- even if I don't know its you. :P
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:37 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

It's not so much "save" as it is that gmail storage is so huge that I don't delete.

You think I'm somewhere in your trove huh? Doubt it. Several people I know..... AND you've been very close in time and place but I'm sure I'm not there. Highly unlikely.

;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:39 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:37 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
You think I'm somewhere in your trove huh? Doubt it. Several people I know..... AND you've been very close in time and place but I'm sure I'm not there. Highly unlikely.
See, that is what totally dumbfounds me! How can you be so certain I didn't capture you?

Were you there before or after the SWAT guys came rolling in? Are you a SWAT guy?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:42 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

I came in the dark and left just as it was getting light.

I have a flak vest... a helmet.... a gun.. a badge.... ... I've crawled up to houses in the dark..... but I'm not swat...

(I'm such a tease ;) )
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:44 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:42 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
(I'm such a tease ;) )
Oh my God and you are so freakin' good at it! Ugh.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Now THERE I will grant you I have a few brain cells that fire together ;)

(Plus you like it..... It's almost as good as other types of teasing... ;) )
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Tickles YOUR brain cells don't it!? :P
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:48 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Tickles YOUR brain cells don't it!? :P
It's almost... orgasmic. ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:49 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

DON'T START!

( ;) )
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:51 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:49 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
DON'T START!
Mmm? Whatever do you mean?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:55 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

What... who me??? huh??? (angelic look)

Really... such language ;) (orgasmic)

But I do know what you mean ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:56 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:55 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
[...]
Really... such language ;) (orgasmic)
[...]

If orgasmic is "such language," boy, are you in trouble with me! :P
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:57 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

5AM that day there was a press conference with the Appomattox sheriff... were you in the area then?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:57 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Oh I can take much more than that..... You've not seen my naughty side.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:58 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:57 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
You've not seen my naughty side.
I'm vastly thinking I'd like to.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:58 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Not sure about that one... I do think I left later than that..... It was just getting light... I'd have to try to remember what time it was.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:59 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Oh wait!!>. I left JUST before... because I was giving our PIO a hard time as I left about how she had to go in front of her former co-workers (she used to be a TV type.)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:00 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

"vastly".....

Nice... :)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:01 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:58 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Not sure about that one... I do think I left later than that..... It was just getting light... I'd have to try to remember what time it was.
You know you're driving me crazy, don't you?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:01 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 8:59 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Oh wait!!>. I left JUST before...
So... you left before Speight was apprehended?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:02 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

How so..?. 'splain it to me.....
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:03 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Nope... and if they had a presser before that, then I missed it because I had gone down closer to the scene for a while.

I left before the morning one which is the one that it appears you took pictures of.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:03 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:02 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
How so..?. 'splain it to me.....
It's like someone giving you puzzle pieces but none of them actually join together.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:06 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

and all of it 100% true. No smoke.... ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:08 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

I have a feeling you will either figure it all out one day or it will be revealed..... but it's like good sex..... sometimes it's much much better to take a long long time to get "there" ;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:08 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:03 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Nope... and if they had a presser before that, then I missed it because I had gone down closer to the scene for a while.

I left before the morning one which is the one that it appears you took pictures of.
There was, let's see, one at 5AM, 7-somethingAM I believe it was, then a bunch in the afternoon.

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:06 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
and all of it 100% true. No smoke.... ;)
Argh! Then why am I not getting this?!
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:09 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

I left just before the 7 am one.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:10 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:08 PM, DJ Vox wrote:

[...]
but it's like good sex..... sometimes it's much much better to take a long long time to get "there" ;)
Are you speaking from experience?
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:11 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:09 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I left just before the 7 am one.
Oh, sure, conveniently in the block of time you were there, so were, what, a hundred and fifty other officers?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:11 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Yes'm.... I always make a careful study of things I am interested in.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:12 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Ish..... Plus I'm lower profile than the others.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:14 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Even if my vehicle (which I KNOW you love vehicles...) wasn't.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:15 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:12 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Ish..... Plus I'm lower profile than the others.
Up until now, I had never been in a predicament where I've gotten more information then been less closer to an answer.

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:14 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Even if my vehicle (which I KNOW you love vehicles...) wasn't.
What kind do you have?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:18 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Carefully crafted responses huh? ;) I answer fully yet the solution recedes.

I'm an EVIL tease sometimes ;)
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:18 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Which one?

;)
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:22 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:18 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Carefully crafted responses huh? ;) I answer fully yet the solution recedes.

I'm an EVIL tease sometimes ;)
You are certainly inspiring my belief that you're in Law Enforcement. Hahaha...

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:18 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
Which one?
The one you drove that day.
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:24 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:22 PM, TF JADE wrote:
You are certainly inspiring my belief that you're in Law Enforcement. Hahaha...
Ok you've been being nice... there's no need to get nasty now.
The one you drove that day.
Chevy
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:27 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:24 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
[...]
Ok you've been being nice... there's no need to get nasty now.
I just mean with the skilled deliberate responses. It's impressive, not offensive.
Chevy
Impala? Malibu? Tahoe? Silverado?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:30 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

I don't know the model number... it's not got a name... just a numeber like c5000 or some such..... I'll look at it next time I see it.
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from TF JADE
to DJ Vox
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:31 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:30 PM, DJ Vox wrote:
I don't know the model number... it's not got a name... just a numeber like c5000 or some such..... I'll look at it next time I see it.
Not a take-home vehicle?
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from DJ Vox
to TF JADE
date Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 9:32 PM
subject Re: Did I lose ya?

Nope... that's a different ride.... this one only gets used for special stuff.